hello. we are alive.
jay gatsby wishes he was as cool as cal. but he never will be because his dad invented toaster streudel. also gatsby was “new money” and cal would be all bffls with tom and be like “ew gatsby go away we’re gonna have a fancy dinner party without you and talk about rich things… like, um, croquet!”
that is exactly what would happen.

hello. we are alive.

jay gatsby wishes he was as cool as cal. but he never will be because his dad invented toaster streudel. also gatsby was “new money” and cal would be all bffls with tom and be like “ew gatsby go away we’re gonna have a fancy dinner party without you and talk about rich things… like, um, croquet!”

that is exactly what would happen.


Oh he got his muffin buttered all right…

Sorry for the hiatus, guys! we’ll be up and running again sometime in the near future :p

Oh he got his muffin buttered all right…

Sorry for the hiatus, guys! we’ll be up and running again sometime in the near future :p


Ruth is such a pretty, pretty princess.

Ruth is such a pretty, pretty princess.


Thanks to my pal Evan for helping to make this picture possible!
Also Ruth is a poo.

Thanks to my pal Evan for helping to make this picture possible!

Also Ruth is a poo.


This actually totally happened to me today. Except his name was Justin and not Damien.

This actually totally happened to me today. Except his name was Justin and not Damien.


Rose, you’re disgusting. The end.

Rose, you’re disgusting. The end.


It’s funny ‘cause she is a baby prostitute.

It’s funny ‘cause she is a baby prostitute.


Honestly. So rude.

Honestly. So rude.


meow.

meow.


I’m sure you do, Mr Dawson.

I’m sure you do, Mr Dawson.